Cool things about being a man
1- Your last name stays put.
2- The garage is all yours.
3- Wedding plans take care of themselves.
4- Car mechanics tell you the truth.
5- You don't care if someone notices your new haircut.
6- Same work .. more pay.
7- Wrinkles-add character.
8- Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
9- If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
10- People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
11- New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
12- One mood, ALL the damn time.
13- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
14- A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase
15- You can open all your own jars
16- You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
17- Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
18- If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
19- You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
20- Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
21- You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me."
22- If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you Just might become lifelong friends
23- You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
24- You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
25- You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.
26- The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
27- Your belly usually hides your big hips.
28- One wallet and one pair of shoes, one colour, all seasons.
29- You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
30- Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 20 minutes.
31- The world is your urinal.
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